When Celibacy Is Too Much

So this morning, I caught a glimpse of the television in a rush to the bathroom and my son was watching Curious George. That's when I had the dirtiest thought of my life. "I wonder what else is big on the Man With The Big Yellow Hat..." I know. I deserve to be arrested. I should be purged in the town square; tarred and feathered, quartered even!! What is wrong with me? I will tell you: celibacy. Like too much sex can cloud your mind, too little will make you loopy and a border line degenerate.